[Plura-list] Taxes are for the little people

Cory Doctorow doctorow at craphound.com
Tue Jun 15 12:30:20 EDT 2021

Today's links

* Taxes are for the little people: If your eyes glaze over at "carried
interest loophole," wait'll you hear about "fee waivers."

* This day in history: 2001, 2006, 2011, 2016, 2020

* Colophon: Recent publications, upcoming/recent appearances, current
writing projects, current reading


👯 Taxes are for the little people

If you wanna do crimes, make them incredibly complicated and technical.
Like the hustlers that came into the bookstore I worked at and spun
these long-ass stories about why they needed money for a Greyhound
ticket home.

Those guys shoulda studied the private equity sector.

Private equity's playbook is to borrow giant sums by putting up other
peoples' companies as collateral (yes, really). Then they use that money
to buy the company they mortgaged, and pay themselves a huge dividend.

Then they sell off the company's assets and pay themselves even more
money. That leaves the company in a state of precarity - assets they
once owned, like their buildings, they now rent. If the rent goes up,
they have to find the money to cover it.

All of this forms a pretense for mass layoffs, defaulting on pension
obligations, lowering product quality, stiffing suppliers and borrowing
more money. If the company doesn't go bust, the PE looters can flip it
to *another* PE company, that does it again.

Whenever you see something really terrible happening to a business that
once offered useful products and services and paid decent wages, it's a
safe bet that PE is behind it. Toys R Us, Sears, your local hospital -
and that memestock favorite, AMC.


Private equity goons make their money in two ways: the first is by
pocketing 20% of  these special dividends and other extractive policies
that hollow out business.

This is money at PE managers get paid for spending their investors'
money. It's a wage, in other words.

But thanks to the "carried interest" loophole (a hangover from
16th-century sea captains that has nothing to do with "interest" on
loans), they get to treat these wages as "capital gains" and pay far
less tax on them.

The fact that we give preferential tax treatment to capital gains (money
derived from gambling), while taxing wages (money derived from doing
useful work) at higher rates really tells you everything you need to
know about our economic priorities.


The carried interest loophole lets PE crooks treat their salaries as
capital gains, are taxed at a much lower rate than the wages of the
workers whose lives they're destroying.

On top of the 20% profit-share that PE bosses get every year, they also
pocket a 2% "management fee" for all the "value" they add to the
companies they've taken over.

This is *definitely* a wage. The 20% profit-share at least has an
element of risk, but that 2% is guaranteed.

But PE bosses have spent more than a decade booking that 2% wage as a
capital gain, using a tax-fraud tactic called "fee waivers." The details
of how a fee waiver don't matter because it's all bullshit, like the
tale of the needful Greyhound ticket.

All that matters is that a legal fiction allows people earning *eight-
or nine-figure salaries* to treat *all* of those wages as capital gains
and pay lower rates of tax on them than the janitors who clean their
toilets or the workers whose jobs they will annihilate.

Now, the IRS knows all about this. Whistleblowers came forward in 2011
to warn them about it. The Treasury even struck a committee to come up
with new rules to fix it.

But Obama failed to make those rules stick, and then Trump put a former
tax-cheat enabler in charge of redrafting them. The cheater-friendly
rules became law on Jan 5, and handed PE bosses hundreds of millions in
savings every year.


The New York Times report on "fee waivers" goes through the rulemaking
history, the technical details of the scam, and the gutting of the IRS,
which can no longer afford to audit rich people and now makes its quotas
by preferentially auditing low earners who can't afford lawyers.

But former securities lawyer Jerri-Lynn Scofield's breakdown of the
Times piece on Naked Capitalism really connects the dots:


As Scofield and Yves Smith point out, if Biden wanted to do one thing
for tax justice, he could abolish preferential treatment for capital
gains. If we want a society of makers and doers instead of owners and
gamblers, we shouldn't penalize wages and reward rents.

There's an especial urgency to this right now. As the PE bosses
themselves admit, they went on a buying spree during the pandemic (they
call it "saving American businesses"). Larger and larger swathes of the
productive economy are going into the PE meat-grinder.

Worse still, the PE industry has revived its most destructive tactic,
the "club deal," whereby PE firms collaborate to take out whole economic
sectors in one go:


We're at an historic crossroads for tax justice. On the one hand, you
have the blockbuster Propublica report on leaked IRS files that revealed
that the net tax rate paid by America's billionaires is close to zero.


This has left the Bootlicker-Industrial Complex in the bizarre position
of arguing that anyone who suggests someone who amasses billions of
dollars should pay more than $0 in tax is a radical socialist (so far,
the go-to tactic is to make performative noises about privacy).

At the same time, the G7 has agreed to an historical tax deal that will
see businesses taxed at least 15% on the revenue they make in each
country, irrespective of the accounting fictions they use to claim that
the profits are being earned in the middle of the Irish Sea.

That deal is historical, but the fact that it's being hailed as curbing
corporate power reveals just how distorted our discourse about corporate
taxes has become.

As Thomas Piketty writes, self-employed people pay 20-50% tax in
countries that will tax the world's wealthiest companies a mere 15%:
"For SMEs as well as for the working and middle classes, it is
impossible to create a subsidiary to relocate its profits to a tax haven."

Piketty, like Gabriel Zucman, says that EU nations should charge
multinationals a minimum of 25%, and like Zucman, he reminds us that the
G7 deal does nothing to help the poorest countries in the Global South.


These countries and the EU have something in common: they aren't
"monetarily sovereign" (that is, they don't issue their own currencies
*and* borrow in the currencies they issue).

Sovereign currency issuers (US, UK, Japan, Canada, Australia, etc) don't
need to tax in order to pay for programs - first they spend new money
into the economy and then they tax it back out again.


These countries can run out of stuff to buy in their currency, but they
can't run out of the currency itself. Monetarily sovereign countries
don't tax to fund their operations.

Rather, they tax to fight inflation (if you spend money into the economy
every year but don't take some of it out again through taxation, more
and more money will chase the same goods and services and prices will go

And just as importantly, monetary sovereigns tax to reduce the spending
power - and hence the political power - of the wealthy. The fact that PE
bosses had billions of tax-free dollars at their disposal let them spend
millions to distort tax policy to legalize fee waivers.

Taxing the money - and hence the power - of wage earners at higher rates
than gamblers creates politics that value gambling above work, because
gamblers get to spend the winnings they retain on political influence,
including campaigns to rig the casino in their favor.

This discredits the whole system, shatters social cohesion and makes it
hard to even imagine that we can build a better world - or avert the
climate-wracked dystopia on the horizon.

But for Eurozone countries (whose monetary supply is controlled by
technocrats at the ECB) and countries of the Global South (whom the IMF
has forced into massive debts owed in US dollars, which they can only
get by selling their national products), tax is even more urgent.

The US could fund its infrastructure needs just by creating money at the
central bank.

EU and post-colonial lands can only fund programs with taxes, so for
them, billionaires don't just distort their priorities and corrupt their
system - they also starve their societies.

But that doesn't mean that monetary sovereigns can tolerate billionaires
and their policy distortions. The UK is monetarily sovereign, in the G7,
and its finance minister is briefing to have the City of London's banks
exempted from the new tax deal.


Now, the City of London is one of the world's great financial
crime-scenes, and its banks are responsible for an appreciable portion
of the planet-destabilizing frauds of the past 100 years.

During the Great Financial Crisis AIG used its London subsidiary to
commit crimes its US branch couldn't get away with. The City of London
was the epicenter of the LIBOR fraud, the Greensill collapse - it's the
Zelig of finance crime, the heart of every fraud.

UK Chancellor Rishi Sunak claims banks are already paying high global
tax and can't afford to be part of the G7 tax deal. If that was true, it
wouldn't change the fact that these banks are too big to jail and
anything that shrinks them is a net benefit.

But it's not true.

As the tax justice campaigner Richard Murphy points out, the risk to
banks like Barclays adds up to 0.8% of global turnover: "The big deal is
that the 15% global minimum tax rate is much too low. Suinak has yet
again spectacularly missed the point."



👯 This day in history

#20yrsago Laid-off tech-workers crowd San Francisco homeless shelters

#15yrsago PirateBay hides anti-MPAA taunt in DNS

#15yrsago Why Apple is to blame for iTunes DRM

#15yrsago Jim Baen, science fiction publisher, has had a serious stroke

#10yrsago Rotters: YA horror novel about grave-robbing chills, thrills,

#10yrsago French proposal: any URL to be arbitrarily blacklisted without
due process

#10yrsago Apple patents mobile camera that other people can shut off

#5yrsago The forgotten blockbuster locksport competitions of the
mid-Victorian era https://muse.jhu.edu/article/597409/pdf

#1yrago Huge trove of unprotected dating-app data

#1yrago Raffi on radical politics

#1yrago Al Jaffee has retired


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